lancrebitch:

crunchierkatie:

i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

shared 4 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 129,349 notes.
reblogged from zackisontumblr, originally from twirpy.

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

shared 4 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 279,538 notes.
reblogged from zackisontumblr, originally from eyebrowgod.

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

shared 4 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 265,050 notes.
reblogged from ruinedchildhood, originally from bookjunkie26.

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

shared 4 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 625,589 notes.
reblogged from ruinedchildhood, originally from shittyteenblog.

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

shared 18 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 172,194 notes.
reblogged from scratchthemaven, originally from finestintheshop.

shared 20 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 6,784 notes.
reblogged from kushandwizdom,

inhaftiert:

dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

god bless this

shared 20 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 868,402 notes.
reblogged from bugabootaylor,

sluttybastard:

haussofkm:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

That’s seriously amazing.

Woah

shared 20 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 812,954 notes.
reblogged from bugabootaylor, originally from blazepress.

fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

shared 20 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 258,057 notes.
reblogged from fairymertails, originally from itsbetterthananal.

lillyhasatumblr:

socialworkgradstudents:

korythedirtyracetraitor:

longlivexxxx:

[x]

she was dressed modestly to begin with though wtf

But obviously girl knees are so much more psychologically problematic to a developing adolescent than watching adults wield and flex the ability to humiliate powerless children with the excuse that the knees of children are inherently sexually stimulating

Obviously, since young girl’s knees are the #1 distraction for young men, the only obvious solution iS A BRIGHT, NEON FUCKING YELLOW SHIRT WITH GIANT PRISON-STYLE LETTERING

shared 20 hours ago on September/14/2014, with 115,212 notes.
reblogged from bugabootaylor, originally from seventeen.com.