jockstrapjuvenile:

oh. my. god.

shared 12 hours ago on October/20/2014, with 60,359 notes.
reblogged from h6llyw66d, originally from jockstrapjuvenile.

shared 22 hours ago on October/20/2014, with 330,564 notes.
reblogged from ruinedchildhood, originally from fuckyeahdash.

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 118,643 notes.
reblogged from scratchthemaven, originally from upabovetheclouds.

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 35,990 notes.
reblogged from scratchthemaven, originally from pixiesizedprincess.

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 926,853 notes.
reblogged from scratchthemaven, originally from navyb-lue.

dollgrave:

PREACH IT

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 9,206 notes.
reblogged from synfulangel, originally from dollgrave.us.

I don’t cashier anymore but whenever I got this look (for doing MY JOB) I then marked every other bill. Even ones. Because don’t be squinty with me for doing MY JOB.

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 24,365 notes.
reblogged from ruinedchildhood, originally from onlytwitterpics.

xkawaiinightmarex:

giveratmorehats:

strider-gonnastride:

thefuuuucomics:

that one song about closing the goddamn door

haven’t you people ever heard of it

diD YOU JUST

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 526,975 notes.
reblogged from medicatemybrain, originally from hanniween.

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

shared 1 day ago on October/19/2014, with 187,940 notes.
reblogged from ruinedchildhood, originally from ryyde.

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

shared 2 days ago on October/19/2014, with 441,652 notes.
reblogged from pacelees, originally from teenagesoil.